Ladies and gentlemen I hope now that January is over, the disease has subsided, but being Zimbabwean means kurohwa neJanuary disease all year round. For some, especially shamwari dzangu macivil servants whose $300 salaries were looted by Mthuli through taxes it is aluta continua kuseva necabbage necovo otherwise pakaipa.
But government isadaroso, mateacher used to be the elite in society, and everyone knew when it was payday because vanhu vaitenga zvavo ivavo. Hanzi na Nero ndovega vaitenga Quart paBawa. Now the profession has been reduced to nothing, yangova misvuuganda yega yega. On another hand mvura nemagetsi zviri kushura mare kudhura.
It’s good zvakatodaro because ndokuti mugoziva pekuvhotera. But all the same, kuvhota kwacho how does it help because Tshabangu and his handlers will just come nemaRecalls.
These days there is so much drama kuopposition uko. But nhai Cde Fadzi mubiyangu, dzungu ndereiko nhai?
Immediately after Nero resigned from CCC makutomhanya kunoita reverse the electorate’s mandate makutobuda muparliament. Dota pora bhoki avate, dzungu nderei. Mapombi does not think that was well thought out. Ini ndiri gentleman handivanzi, Cde Fadzi imimi you could be Nero’s biggest enemy because dzimwe movement dzenyu is not make sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mapombi haadhomoke, remember this is the same Fadzai whose father had close links kuZanu, he was Perm Sec weEducation before he was transferred to a certain commission remember, This makes it obvious that she benefitted from the system. It is also obvious that most, if not all her social capital comes from the same system which she continuously bashes, but I will not dwell on that today.
Nyaya yangu is on her impulsive resignation from Parliament, as if to throw a cat among pigeons kukandira vamwe nyoka muhembe. I’m thinking about those cdes who fought tooth and nail using tumaresources twavo tushoma itwotwo to campaign, wopinda muparliament, mumwe munhu okuti resign kana kuti tokuti uri mutengesi. Not everyone is privileged in terms of resources, vamwe vanenge vakatofirira kugadzira maposter iwayo using their hard earned money, then some Miss Goody-Two-Shoes Fadzai anoda kutsvaga dzvene kunaNero expects you to resign like she did. Chii ichocho kana ndimiwo? Masiyanei naTshabangu arikubudisa vanhu vakavhoterwa mumacouncil nemuparliament? In fact Tshabangu is better because tongoti heduzve munhu amanikidzwa kubva, than to resign because you are simply telling those who voted you kuti munopenga you voted for me. I honestly think resigning from parliament is pride and arrogance personified because you made a choice of choosing party factionalism above the will of the people.
I think it is worse than recalls. Tshabangu ane parliament yaakawanepi nhaimi? Chero iyo party yacho CCC, zvamaimbotizve hamumuzivi nhai, why are you giving him that much power nhandi Fadzaiwee? Where were you before, when this party you are trying to destroy from within was being fought for nanaTsvangison, Biti nanaWelshman plus our very own Jobson Rolihlahla Sikhandela kkkkkk.
But Sikhala ka, majokes anomawanza. Mapombi has been listening to his interviews, and one thing I find hilarious is that he sometimes forgets to imitate Mandela omboita Job wedu wekare uya wekumbovigirwa mupunga mudheka ari kusango claiming that the regime was after him. Haa tinomboonerera chokwadi nemapolitician edu aya. Mapombi however is happy that at least his prolonged incarceration is over, omboudzwa zvakasara zvichiitika naMai Sikhala kkkk. Justice delayed is justice denied but zvizhinji hazvichina hazvo basa chero vakamusiya ari mupenyu. Let’s hope the evil regime haina kumuita kafiramberi.
Icon renyika is back kunge musana. Handisini ndakamuti icon, ndiye akazvipa ega musazoti ndiMapombi. Job manje is saying his comrades in CCC ignored him when he was incarcerated, and he is clearly disgruntled. Ehe zvako Job iwe, they were busy fighting for power when you were languishing in prison. Some of them are even cowards who come in sheep’s clothing ivo vari mapere padhuze naNero.
Vamwe vacho are just blatant liars and flip floppers of the century. Hwende wabaikana nekuchinja his bio on Twitter (X), two minutes ndiSG, two minutes hee ndazotaura naChamisa, mukwane baba imi. VanaMkwananzi nerimwe divi are busy self-appointing themselves kuita mapresident eCCC, the same party where the person who purportedly brought him in resigned.
The good thing about this whole circus is that characters are being exposed, and we have been given a chance to see some people’s true colours. VanaBiti nanaWelsh survived through ‘benefit of doubt’ for a long time but now it is time yekubudirana musaga. Remember the two are the ones who were used neMukomana to lie that Save vakasiya vati shandai nemukomana. If that was true where are you now.
One thing that I am very sure of right now is that the majority of opposition supporters are very confused about what is going on. They do not know whether they should keep holding onto Nero or they go kune power mazuvano. It reminds me of that period in November 2017 when people, especially Zanu supporters were not sure whether to come or go.
Chazvakazongonakira hazvo vaive nepfuti nematanker vakazongobatsira vanhu kuita decision. Manje seapa, a lot of people do not even know kuti zvichapera sei. That’s the bad side of politics dzekuita idolise munhu to that extent.
But I still have my suspicions with Fadzi and her lot. Advocate Fulcrum is one of them chete because mmm, his movements around Nero haanzwisisike. Ari saFadzi, iyo yellow iyoyi yakazodai kuuya was her colour in the 2018 elections when she was still an independent candidate.
How she managed to get such close proximity to an opposition she once said she does not believe in beats me. She used yellow and blue on her banners in 2018, now tohwa kuti DAZ ndeye blue, isn’t that fishy? Her recent actions of resigning from parliament though look like she is trying very hard kubelievisa Chamisa.
It has ulterior motives all over. I hope other MPs think before they decide to resign, mazvinzwa here VaMureri na Honorable Ropa kuChiredzi? A stubborn fly follows the corpse to the grave, musazoti Mapombi haana kureva. Musafurirwa nevanhu vekuti anytime they can choose to resign pasina big implications to them, munouraya mapolitical career nazvo izvi. The hunger for power kuopposition is now very apparent, hapana asiri kuda. NanaRocky vanenge vachitodawo, munoti munhu amboravira from slippers to D4D, wozongonzi dzokera kwawaiva, it will not work.
Speaking of Rocky, do we seriously want to ignore the fact that he said his nomination papers were signed by Hwende? The same Hwende who has been flip flopping like noone’s business, iyeye chaiye. Seriously, who is working against Chamisa chaizvo chaizvo? Mapombi anombodhomoka hake but I think the same people who publicly declare allegiance to him are the very people who are working against him. Tiri kutsvaga muroyi kusiri iko mabiyangu. Yes of course Zanu infiltration is a reality, but inside the party maita zvipfukuto.
If Chamisa is foolish achachembera achingotenderedzwa neteam rake irori, thinking they are going somewhere, they just want to use him to gain popularity kuelectorate. It is unfortunate that kutaura kuti ‘chaora chinhu ichi’ now perfectly fits the opposition,its now a circus. Unfortunately Tshabangu is no longer the only clown, at least he is not a coward sanaBiti vanorumira vamwe muvhu, he chose to bite the bullet vamwe vakahwanda.
Tshabangu naMwonzora may go down in history as the biggest charlatans who destroyed the opposition, but guess what, vaya ndovarume vane ndebvu vakaimbwa nemapositori. Rimwe team rese magwara, because if you are disgruntled usingataure wozoita armbush the leader it means you cannot even lead.
Dzokerai kuzviparty zvenyu that failed to take off after mapandukira Tsvangirai, vakazvarirwa kuZanu vodzokerawo musiye mukomana ega nhai nhai, not kutanga kuti hee if it was Tsvangirai he would have done this, hee he would not have done this, kunge maimudapo.
Let’s just hope Nero comes up with a solid plan for his supporters kublue yatinongonzwa, but haa, we are not even holding our breaths, same fanana six na9. If there is anything the guy does well, it is to use the same strategy over and over again expecting different results. I will talk about him and the Icon next week.
Before I go kunokanga hangu maputi for lunch, can someone tell me howz former Mayor Shanty? Hope she has recovered, but ndikafunga Shanty ka, I won’t forgive Tshabangu.
NKo nhaimi, Mama Joyie Mujuru varipiko mazuvano kubva vati zii kudaro? Ko Mama Gire nemafriends avo vanaMphoko, what’s cooking? If you see them muvaudze kuti vuno Masvingo magetsi akati chakata, ko handiti Mhamha is in town, ndakafumhwa nemotorcade yavo musi uno, kkkkk. Mboko imboko!
