The recent dancehall face-off between Silent Killer and Blot has turned into a full-blown circus, complete with w!tchcraft accusations and car vandalism.
The recent Harare Cup Clash was supposed to be a showdown of beats and rhythms, but instead, it featured some seriously messy drama.
Silent Killer, also known as Jimmy Mudereri, has taken the stage by storm with wild allegations that Blot’s manager, David “Diva” Shilline, turned his manager’s car into a personal outhouse.
Apparently, rather than just dropping hot tracks, Diva decided to drop something else entirely. Silent Killer was flabbergasted when he found what he described as “a surprise package” waiting for him in his manager’s vehicle.
“I thought we were here to throw down musically, but instead, I found out that Blot and his crew were busy turning my manager’s car into a porta-potty,” Silent Killer said. “I’m all about keeping the peace, but this? This is next level.”
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Obvious “Obvie” Gurure, Silent Killer’s manager, confirmed the troubling event to Sunday Mail but was at a loss for who the culprit might be. “Yep, we found what looked like a DIY toilet in our car after our set,” Obvie said, scratching his head. “We’re not sure who did it, but it’s definitely not part of our stage act.”
Apparently, Diva managed to get the car keys from one of their team members by pretending he needed it to shuttle Blot around. Once he had access, it seems he decided to leave a rather unpleasant message. “Diva borrowed the car keys, and when we came back, the car was… let’s just say it had a ‘fragrant’ surprise,” Obvie explained. “We’re still piecing together the mystery, but it looks like Diva might be the prime suspect.”
In a twist worthy of a soap opera, one of Obvie’s crew members claimed to have seen Diva urinating in the car. “The description matched Diva perfectly,” Obvie said. “He even confronted him about it, but Diva just shrugged it off.”
Blot, whose real name is Takura Chiwoniso, is not taking these accusations lightly and is ready to lawyer up. “My legal team says I should keep mum on this whole car-defiling fiasco, but rest assured, we’re going to court over this,” Blot said. “I’m not worried about Silent Killer; I’ve got bigger things to focus on, like my music career.”
Diva, for his part, wasn’t eager to dive into the drama. “What you’re hearing is from Blot, not me,” he said. “I’m just here to support my artist as he works on his new album and prepares for its launch.”
The showdown was further complicated when Blot didn’t show up for his scheduled performance at the Harare Cup Clash, leaving fans and Silent Killer alike scratching their heads. “We were all set for a big clash, but Blot didn’t make it,” Obvie lamented. “Silent Killer had some extra firepower ready, but we had to hold back.”
As the drama unfolds, fans are now eagerly awaiting the next chapter in this bizarre saga, with a potential rematch scheduled for December in Mbare. Will the feud settle with a musical face-off, or will it continue to spiral into even more absurdity? Stay tuned!
