In a shocking turn of events, Rusape General Hospital’s HR officer, Collin Mukondomi, learned the hard way that speaking ill of the dead is not exactly the best career move. During a eulogy for the late Martin Karichi, Mukondomi decided to share some “constructive criticism” about the deceased’s work record, claiming he would often take medication from the hospital pharmacy and treat people illegally. Because, you know, what’s a funeral without a little bit of drama?
The mourners were not amused, and Mukondomi’s words sparked a reaction that could have been predicted by anyone who’s ever watched a soap opera. The relatives and friends of the deceased dragged Mukondomi out of St John’s United Methodist Church in Vengere and gave him a good old-fashioned beating. Who needs a performance review when you can just get a review from the deceased’s family?
According to eyewitnesses, Mukondomi’s eulogy was more like a roast, highlighting Karichi’s alleged “poor work record” and “misconduct issues.” Mukondomi even claimed that Karichi was incorrectly addressed as “Dr” when he was merely a nurse aide, and that he had saved Karichi from dismissal and demoted him to a general hand. Because, apparently, Mukondomi thought the funeral was the perfect opportunity to air out some old grievances.
As one church member put it, “It’s unAfrican to speak ill of the dead.” Unless, of course, you’re looking for a free ticket to a beatdown. The church’s laity leader, Mr. Philip Kanengoni, confirmed the incident but declined to elaborate, saying, “Sorry, I am not comfortable to discuss that issue with the Press.”
Mukondomi later claimed that he was not assaulted, but rather, he left peacefully after being asked to do so. Yeah, sure, and I’m the Queen of England. According to Mukondomi, someone opened his car door and told him to leave, so he did. Convenient exit strategy, isn’t it?
In any case, Mukondomi has since apologized for his actions, realizing that maybe, just maybe, speaking ill of the dead isn’t the best idea. “I wish to extend my sincerest apologies to all concerned parties,” he said. “What I said was not right.”
In a bizarre twist, Mukondomi’s actions have sparked a national conversation about the importance of respecting the dead. Who knew that a single eulogy could cause so much drama? As one senior church member put it, “We never expected such behaviour from a former colleague, especially one in a senior position. It was completely unacceptable.” Well, Mukondomi, it seems you’ve taught us all a valuable lesson: keep the dirt to yourself, especially at funerals.
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