A Kenyan man has surfaced with what he believes is a foolproof defense for his shocking actions after being discovered engaging in s3xual acts with a cow on a farm.
According to John Mwaura, he prefers cows over women due to his fear of contracting HIV.
His unusual argument unfolded when the owner of the cow found him in the act and alerted others, leading to a crowd gathering around him.
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In a desperate bid to save himself, Mwaura admitted, “This isn’t my first time. I’ve had relations with four other cows in Ndunduri and Wanyororo. I’m begging for mercy.” He pleaded, “Don’t kill me… I’ll surrender my piece of land as compensation for the cow. I only engage with cows because I worry that women might infect me with HIV.”
Mwaura was subsequently turned over to the authorities and is now facing legal proceedings for his actions.
