In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Glen View 1, Harare, scratching their heads, a turtle was spotted rocking a black cloth and traditional beads like it’s nobody’s business. Because, you know, turtles aren’t fashionable enough already .
“Well, because turtles weren’t edgy enough already,” quipped one resident. Others were less amused, whispering about witchcraft and spiritual practices. Who knew turtles could be so…influential?
ZINATHA and ZimParks condemned the abuse, reminding everyone that harming wildlife is no laughing matter. “We’re not shell-shocked by this incident,” said a spokesperson, “but we will take action, because turtles deserve better than to be fashion disasters.”
The Real Question: Can Turtles Pull Off Fashion?
Can we imagine a turtle fashion show in Harare?
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